Author: Dave Pasquel

After living under a rock for nearly 25 years, Dave had his eyes opened wide to the world in 2010 after marrying his crazy cat lady wife. Intrigued by controversy, culture, lifestyle, current events and history, Dave has traveled to 41 states and a handful of foreign countries. Defined as ‘metro’ by his three kids, you will often find him cleaning the house instead of working out in the yard. In his spare time, Dave likes to write sappy love songs but will be the first to admit that he can’t carry a tune.

I Hacked into My Teenager’s Facebook Account

January 24, 2015August 11, 2024 Dave Pasquel

After reading this story, you may think I’m the worst parent ever or you may think that I’m the best parent ever. Nevertheless, I proudly claim both titles because I earned them: Without her knowledge, I hacked into my teenager’s Facebook account. I willingly peered into every hidden corner of her life, and she doesn’t know Read more

Confessions of a Cocky Cross-Country Commuter

January 12, 2015September 13, 2018 Dave Pasquel

For anyone that has seen the 2009 George Clooney movie Up In the Air, you’re already well aware of the kind of life I’ve been living for the past eight years. Known as a Road Warrior, I typically travel 50 weeks a year all over the US – from down the street from where Read more

The Status of our Relationship is Based on the Article I’m Reading

December 30, 2014October 3, 2018 Dave Pasquel

When I troll the Internet out of sheer boredom, it’s not uncommon for me to stop and analyze one of those relationship advice articles. Thankfully, I’m not looking for advice on my relationship – I’m perfectly happy and content to be married to my crazy cat lady wife. Instead, I’m looking for an opportunity to antagonize and Read more

Life at the Pussy Palace

December 8, 2014October 3, 2018 Dave Pasquel

*This article is not related to any brothel; legal or otherwise. And get your minds out of the gutter. When the word ‘pussy’ is mentioned, it’s referring to a cat. Yes, it’s true. With the menagerie of cats living at our house, my wife and I have officially named our home Read more

My Billy Joel Man Crush

November 14, 2014September 13, 2018 Dave Pasquel

It was 1977, and I was eleven years old. I was riding around with the car top down and the radio on with my older brother and his cool teenage friends when a song called ‘Movin’ Out’ came blaring on the local AM station. The song was by an artist I Read more

My Sappy Love Song Saga

November 10, 2014October 2, 2018 Dave Pasquel

Just the other day, I found myself listening to 80s Love Songs on Pandora Internet Radio. I listened willingly, believe it or not. That may sound corny coming from a guy, but because I was chained down in a terrible relationship for many years, I created a coping mechanism to handle my Read more

I’m Metro-WHAT?

November 4, 2014October 2, 2018 Dave Pasquel

I’ve been called many things in my life – from dork to hot and everything in between, but when my kids recently called me metrosexual, I had no idea what they were talking about. In fact, I had never heard of the expression. “Metro-WHAT?” I kept thinking. Because I had Read more