Humanity: Raw & Unfiltered
2014 was a humbling experience for me in a lot of ways. I thought I was getting close to having things figured out, but, not so. I remember vividly looking in the mirror New Year’s Eve when I was 25 years old and thinking, “Wow. I kinda thought I’d have Read more
When I troll the Internet out of sheer boredom, it’s not uncommon for me to stop and analyze one of those relationship advice articles. Thankfully, I’m not looking for advice on my relationship – I’m perfectly happy and content to be married to my crazy cat lady wife. Instead, I’m looking for an opportunity to antagonize and Read more
*This article is not related to any brothel; legal or otherwise. And get your minds out of the gutter. When the word ‘pussy’ is mentioned, it’s referring to a cat. Yes, it’s true. With the menagerie of cats living at our house, my wife and I have officially named our home Read more
Most of these little pearls of wisdom come from my wild and sordid youth. I will be updating as I recall more. If even one person is saved any heartache and pain I will feel like I have been of service. When peeing over a balcony, be sure to check Read more
It was 1977, and I was eleven years old. I was riding around with the car top down and the radio on with my older brother and his cool teenage friends when a song called ‘Movin’ Out’ came blaring on the local AM station. The song was by an artist I Read more
Just the other day, I found myself listening to 80s Love Songs on Pandora Internet Radio. I listened willingly, believe it or not. That may sound corny coming from a guy, but because I was chained down in a terrible relationship for many years, I created a coping mechanism to handle my Read more
So: I just returned from my second assignment on board a steamship in the Great Lakes. Still trying to adjust to a normal pace—although that makes me wonder what normal is … Side note: Do not leave a half-unpacked suitcase open in your bedroom when you get a call to Read more
I’ve been called many things in my life – from dork to hot and everything in between, but when my kids recently called me metrosexual, I had no idea what they were talking about. In fact, I had never heard of the expression. “Metro-WHAT?” I kept thinking. Because I had Read more